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A while back, I responded to a Facebook post with the following comment: ” We are not at war with Venezuela or any of the countries that own these ships or with any of the countries the oil is bound for. It’s called piracy”.

While I received many likes, all of the worded replies, and there were many, were insults. Here is a sampling of these (bold).

You’re called a Dickhead!

Go back to sleep, the adults are in charge

And once again Lefty idiot shows how ignorant he is

Poor baby communist

Boot licker

Your dumb lib

Your dumb libtard dem ass would say that.  Fuck Dems are stupid

Some of the replays showed a bit more intelligence.

Educated and still a stooge!!  OK. This guy must have looked up my Facebook profile. I often do that to check if the person is real or not. Good for this guy. Not sure what he meant by “stooge”.  By the way, my favorite was Larry, even though I look more like Curly.

Wrong as usual. This guy may have taken the next step and actually read some of my older posts on a variety of subjects, like the importance of vaccination, how humans and dinosaurs did not coexist and the medicinal uses of a good cigar taken with a single malt scotch. While some of my posts are up for debate, I will stand by the cigar and scotch one as a given.

A number of replies indicated a bit of actual logic.

Follow the rules or lose your oil. Period. What rules? Who’s rules? I am not an expert on international oil shipping, false flags, sanctions, or whatever, but the shit going on with these seizures needs a bit more clarification for me. Right now, our Navy is “chasing” a tanker in the Atlantic. Wow! What class of ships in our Navy are so slow that they can’t keep up with a tanker? Did they reactivate Old Iron Sides? Are all of our helicopters broken or being used in ICE raids?  Maybe we should use “Capt. Phillips” as a training video.

It’s called looking out for your own ass! ??? I have never posted a picture of my ass on Facebook. And If I did by accident, you would see nothing as my wife of 55 years chewed it off decades ago.

Oil that’s destined for China or Russia. Hmm….can’t see a problem with that! It’s not going to Russia; they have more oil right now than they can sell. Personally, I think committing an act of war on China would be a very bad idea. We would end up naked and have to go back to land lines from dial phones attached to our kitchen walls.

That’s one way to refill our reserve supply. We are now the biggest oil exporter in the whole wide world of sports. Maybe we should take a bit of that and fill up our own reserve and not risk our boys taking over foreign ships at sea.

The enemy is the enemy there’s no other means to explain it. Maduro is a fucking SOB, but he is an enemy only to his own people. He is no threat to us or any of our allies, if we have any left. We just got out of 20 years of wars where this logic was applied. Have we learned nothing?

Venezuela shot at our Coast Guard try to sync the Coast Guard ship and the US Navy was like 165 miles away when they got 90 miles out man shot man them down and sunk those three ships to Venezuela did this. ?? This guy needs a proof reader. I could find no reference to this incident when I Googled it. When I replied to him, he responded with I site I could not call up. When I pointed this out to him, he said he couldn’t “help” me anymore. At least he did not call me a bootlicker, or dipshit baby communist. I responded to him, thanking him for being a very polite stupid person and giving him my permission to reproduce. We are going need lots of maids, landscapers and day workers after we deport all the brown people.

So what did you call it when venezuela nationalized their oil industry and seized hundreds of billions of dollars’ worth of American assets, and have refused to pay restitution ? You freaking clueless dipshit . True they did nationalize their oil wells, taking assets away from big international oil companies, That was in 1976! When I pointed this out to her, she replied: So no other president has bothered to protect American assets then? When I was in the third grade, Billy Sulivan stole my lunch money. If Trump, decades later locked Billy up, I guess that could be a reason for me to worship an orange pedo.

Sanctions. At last, a non-insulting and possible legitimate counter point to my piracy comment. A quick Google of “Venezuelan oil sanctions” gave me a headache.  They were put in place during the first Trump debacle, the taken off, then put back on again this December. However, Chevron is exempt. ???? How can we have sanctions on their oil when we buy it or help produce it? Or are we seizing their shipments to other countries so that Chevron can make bigger bucks?  Unless I am going completely bonkers, oil sanctions in the past were put on countries that we had massive disagreements with, e.g. Iraq under Sadam after he invaded Kuwait and Russia after in invasions of Ukraine. None of these sanctions have ever been very effective and we didn’t seem to have the need to grab tankers owned and operated by non-belligerents to enforce them.

Unlike this particular individual, giving one-word answers to complex questions is a technique I have yet to master.  I tried “Albuquerque”, but all I got were stares.

And finally, there was one off-topic comment of note.

No it’s not,because your boy Schumer in 1989 signed a bill that allows us to blow them boats up or seize boats do your research. Kind of ironic that Schumer signed the bill. This was a bit obscure. Spent a bit of time on trying to figure it. The best I could tell was this was a bill having something to do with drug shipment but did not authorize blowing up alleged drug boats on the high seas. As I am on this topic, why are we blowing these boats up without proof? Our coast guard has a lot of experience in interdicting suspected drug boats. About a quarter of them are not carrying any. Based on that logic, we are murdering at least some innocent fishermen. A recent article in the New York Times, describes what was found on one of these destroyed boats which wash ashore. No drugs except for traces of weed.  Even if every one of the boats we have blown up was carrying drugs, its cocaine that is probably not bound for the USA. The people running these boats are likely mules, seduced by money or coerced by cartels.  Would you support the State Police stopping a suspected drug truck on I-5, then shooting the truck driver without checking?  I am not a fan of these drug cartels. I lost a grand daughter to a fentanyl over dose. But that drug is coming across the Mexican border, not coming out of the Caribbean on speed boats.

While I am on the subject of these drug boats, why would they be carrying “narco-terrorists”. Are they going to drop off their drugs and then unload gangs of gun toting commies who attack our malls and high schools, killing and taking hostages while demanding the release of the seven members of the Asian Dawn? It doesn’t make a lot of sense, especially when we are doing such a good job of in the mass shooting department without their help. Yep, its bull shit, designed to justify extra judicial killings by creatingscary bogie men. Remember the weapons of mass destruction, or Sadam’s soldiers looting hospitals in Kuwait for incubators while dumping the preemies on the floor to die. It was about oil then, and it is now.  

Face it forks, this is who we are, and this is especially true when it comes to Latin America. Big oil is only the latest exhibit in our history of supporting US business interests over the rights and welfare of the people of these nations. In Chili, we facilitated the assassination of a democratically elected president to protect AT&T assets.  We replaced him with a monster who after 17 years of murdering his own people ended up dying of old age.  We stole Panama from Columbia to make a canal, intervened in Guatemala to protect the interests of United Fruit. We fucked them over for bananas! I could go on about Hati, Dominican Republic, Cuba, Nicaragua, Mexico, Bolivia, etc. What we have done and are currently doing in Venezuela is no different.

I digressed again; didn’t mean to, I am prone to this affliction. SQUIRREL!  Maybe I should get back to the subject of this rant.

My first reaction to this hatefulness in the replies to my post was what happened to being civil. I used to be able to have debates with conservatives about many topics without being insulted. I hear the talking heads blame this on the anonymity of social media. I disagree.  Social media has allowed people to be who they are. They were always this way when my back was turned, with smirks and secret handshakes with their fellow like thinkers. I’m reminded of the husband who only beats his wife when he gets drunk. It’s not the alcohol that caused him to be a wife beater. The alcohol just gives him an excuse to be his true self. Thus, it is with social media.

As to the ignorance displayed in these replies, I have learned a lesson.  Ignorant people when presented with facts can learn.  The most stunning example of late is Marjory Taylor Green. She is still mostly stupid but woke up to president pedo. Stupid people refuse to learn even if they see facts with their own eyes. They laugh and insult you. Maduro is a POS who is illegitimately in power. Does that make it acceptable for us to commit piracy and execute suspected drug smugglers without proof? To the best of my knowledge this is not about drugs. It’s about oil, and our government is telling us lies like they did in the run up to Vietnam and the war in Iraq. That was and this is far from American first. We should treat each other better than this. At 78 years of age, I am not sure I can but I can hope…

I am not into conspiracy theories and tend not to accept without question the shit I read on social media. One thing that really pisses me off is when people I know forward content that supports their biases without any attempt to verify the information. All it usually takes is a quick trip to Google or Snopes, but sometimes you need to be a bit more creative. Case in point, Richard Gere and the contention that he would put a gerbil in a condom and shove it into his rectum. What bullshit. But I had a bit of a problem finding the truth using the internet and had to resort to my expertise in experimental science.  I can now definitively say that the rumor was false.  First, have you ever tried to put a gerbil in a condom. Little fuckers bite!  Once you finally get them in a condom, they suffocate. By the time you shove them up your ass with your slippery bloody fingers, they are dead and the mood has passed. Personally, I find shoving a dead gerbil in a condom up the ass is counterproductive and a really a sick thing to do. Vibrators and the red neck equivalent, corn cobs, are better. Or so I’ve been told.

The point I am trying to make here is conspiracy theories are bullshit. Don’t believe them, don’t pass them on.

Then along came Jeffery Epstein.  I can’t resist. Jeffery Epstein and the withheld or nonexistent pedophile list and his suicide or assassination has exploded in the news once again. For those of you who have lived off the grid for the last decade in a collapsed mine shaft, here is a brief recap of what you have missed.

Epstein was a billionaire who appears to have gotten wealthy through his talent at investment counselling of wealthy clients, corporate raiding and a possible Ponzi scheme. He used his money to feed his lust for having sex with underaged girls, some of which he transported to an island he bought in the U.S. Virgin Islands. Let that one sink in for a bit. The island had an air strip to which he flew clients in his private jet, who then had sex with these mid teen girls. There is evidence that one of these pedophile clients was Prince Andrew, brother of the Chuck the King, who once commented to his wanna be Queen, Camilla, that he wished he could be a tampon in her vagina. How romantic! He said this while still married to Diana, so I guess that apples after fall from the same tree may roll downhill a bit before landing in dog shit.

Not only was Epstein a pedophile, he also had hidden cameras installed all through the bed rooms and toilets of his several abodes that took pictures of his clients/guests  doing the nasty with his exploited teens or just doing the nasty on the shitter.  While this may have been for his own sick pleasure, it is reasonable to assume that this was used as blackmail material for his protection or as a revenue source for his perverted and lavish lifestyle.  Islands, private jets, and teenage hookers don’t come cheap.

Eventually, he was prosecuted twice for his crimes. In the first trial he got an embarrassing light sentence where he was housed in a facility more like a hotel than a jail.  His cell was never locked, visitors signed in at a front desk staffed by prison guards dressed in suits rather than uniforms, and he was allowed to go to “work” six days a week in a chauffeured limo for 12 hours a day.  A normal sentence for what he did is 15 years. He got 15 months in what appears to be a Florda tax payer paid for bed and breakfast.

In the second prosecution he wasn’t so lucky and spent some time in a real jail, where after a bit, he was found dead by in his cell, which was determined to be suicide, even though a broken hyoid bone is much more common in cases where the victim was strangled rather than in a self-inflicted hanging.

Let’s review. Pimp to wealthy pedophiles, possible blackmailing his clients then found dead in his cell. We have all seen that movie. Pardon me for being a bit suspicious.

Now the fun really begins. For years conspiracy theorists egged on by Trumps minions have convinced themselves that Epstein was blackmailing sicko elites like Bill and Hillary Clinton, Bill Gates, Ben Afflack, Bernie Sanders and many other left leaning politicians and celebrities.  While I might buy Bill Clinton.  Bernie Sanders?  WTF.  I also doubt Bill Gates as well. All he would have to do is activate one of those microchips that he has been injecting in us with vaccines, and he could have his way with any girl, boy or farm animal then erase their memory with a single digital command. While you might question Gate’s morality, one thing he wouldn’t need is a pimp like Jeffrery Epstein. One name suspiciously missing from this speculative pedo list is Donald John Trump.

If you have been reading my blog, you might suspect that I am not fond of orange orangutangs. I can now come out of the closet and admit that as hard as I have tried to hide it, your guess would be correct.  Although I am biased, I feel that if there is a list, Trumps name is in all caps.  First, Trump admits to knowing, liking, and partying with Epstein for years. Epstein is on tape stating that Trump was his bestie and Trump biographer, Michael Wolff, claims that Epstein showed him snapshots of two teenage girls, naked from the waist up, sitting on Trumps lap and four young girls laughing and pointing at his cum trousers. Trump is a notorious womanizer who once cited STDs as his Vietnam, brought his fuck friend on a vacation with his first wife, then married her, then cheated on her with his present wife who, if the rumors are correct, he first banged while flying on Epstein’s plane. He bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, loved walking in on young girls dressing for a teen beauty pageant that he owned, was convicted in a civil trial of sexual assault, and might have paid naked prostitutes to piss on a bed that Barack and Michell slept in while they were in Moscow as he watched.  If that latter story is true, I bet he did more than just watch.  If his name is not on the Epstein client list, it’s because the list does not exist.

Oh my God!  Now the very people who screamed about the list and demand that it be released are now in the Trump administration claiming there is no list.  Really? They also stated that Epstein’s death was definitely suicide with the proof of an unedited video showing his cell door where no one is seen entering or leaving during the time of his death. Turns out it was edited and there is a one-minute gap in the video where someone could have done the deed.  Not enough time, you say?  Ever heard of Ninjas? They could have done it even faster and all you might see is puff of smoke if there was no gap.  Pam Bondi did say that there were lots of child porn tapes that they were not going to release to protect the kids from further harm. Really?  Maybe they don’t want you to recognize Prince Andy’s and Donny’s white asses while they were porking some underaged teen.

I have no proof that any of this is true. Trump might be not have used Epstein’s pimp services as he has proven he is entirely capable of grabbing pussy with his own hands.  But if there is nothing to see here, then he plays his followers for fools, which sadly was just too easy to do. I don’t know how this is all going to end except it will be even more embarrassing for my country.  I am no longer proud to be a citizen of a country that has this much moral rot at its core. I have lost friends and family who have bought into this obvious crap. Supporting a man with his degree of immorality is beyond my comprehension and leads me to question the morality of his supporters including some I have known my entire life.  Frankly, I am not in a forgiving mood, but if they shove a dead gerbil in a condom up their asses, I might change my mind a bit. But more than likely I would only feel sorry for the gerbils.