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Conservatives and January

Anyone who has followed my blogs know that I am a proud liberal. I have had lots of conservative friends, but no more, I am done, finished and uncontrollably angry. I can’t have a conversation anymore with someone that thinks we stole the election from that fucking son of a bitch, grifter, pussy grabbing, money laundering, serial adulterer. I can understand if you voted for him once. I can forgive you if you were fooled twice.  But supporting him now brands you as someone I do not want in my life. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me, fool me three times and I must be Susan Collins.

Some of us bleeding hearts are still trying to reason, understand, walk a mile in your moccasins. But I am not that man. I thought after we invaded Iraq that my country had hit rock bottom.
We were lied to about the weapons of mass destruction and Sadam trying to make a nuclear bomb. Those lies were horrible as thousands of our boy and tens of thousands of Iraqis paid the ultimate price. My belief in the greatest of America was diminished. Now with the revelations of the lead up to the January 6th insurrection my belief in my country in destroyed.

In high school I was required to take a course called Civics.  It’s focus was the Constitution.  How it came about, why it was amended and maybe next to the Bible how it was the greatest document in history.  When you joined the armed forces, were elected to public office, took the pledge of allegiance, you took an oath to that document. I did not vote for Bush or Trump, but they won in compliance with the constitution. I did not like their policies, but they were legally elected. I had no doubt of that. It was a relief to me when old man Biden was elected in what used to be called a landslide. I know he’s old. He is several steps slower than what he was when he was VP.  So  fucking what! That does not rate impeachment or subverting the result of an election because your man lost.

What makes me sick is that my former conservative friends now repeat the insane idea that Trump really won the election without a shred of evidence.  What is fucking wrong with you??? You used to tell me that my ideas were not constitutional. You used to tell me that the laws the law and that no one was above the law.  Now I realize that your black and white view of America was a lie. You cannot be trusted.

I made the mistake yesterday in listening to AM right wing radio. I was informed that the election was stolen from tRump and that all that needed to be done was to carefully audit the 2020 results in those six states that were close. That has pretty much been done two years ago.  No fraud, no extra votes for the man who tried to overthrow the constitution that you right wing patriots carried around a copy of in your shirt pocket right next to your tin of snuff. I quickly switched stations to listen to Sean Hannity complain about the lack of voter ID required. He wanted everyone to have a picture ID to vote and to vote only on election day in person at a polling station.  This makes it more difficult to vote.  And as has been shown on numerous occasions that there are more polling locations and voting booths in republican areas than democratic ones. My conclusion for this it that the Republican party is trying their damnest to suppress voting to their advantage.  Then Republican led states gerrymander voting districts to guarantee their guys win. Does this sound like American exceptionalism to you?  If it does than FUCK YOU.

I switched stations one more time and got a rant about the evils of abortion and how Roe vs Wade was unconstitutional.  This from the same people who kiss the ring of the orange orangutan who just tried to overthrow the government. So, I repeat. FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON.

I still have a few “conservative” friends on Facebook. I patiently read what they have to say but no longer respond. The latest was one of these posts was voicing outrage of some rock band singer who was threatening to renounce his American citizenship and move to a more liberal country. She took it as an insult to her son who was actively serving in the US military. While I think it is stupid to abandon your country over a misguided supreme court ruling, how is this an insult to her son? I have a son who has been in the Navy for 30 years and he wonders what the hell she is insulted by. I wonder why she is not insulted by hundreds of MAGA hat wearing fools who invaded the capital building, beat up police officers and shit on the floor.  I wonder why she is not equally insulted by a president who aided and abetted this attack and illegally scammed with his staff to overthrow our government. And finally, why didn’t she mention her outrage that the Texas republican party thinks that their state, a state she move to, has the right to succeed from the United States of America!  That truly is an insult to her son.

Where are the conservatives that I use to have stimulating discussions with?  I see the same faces, a little older but they look like the same people. What happened? The obvious answer it that they have been secretly replaced in their sleep by space aliens. But a saner answer is that I never really knew them in the first place.  They were never truly expressing their opposition to a government taking away their rights. They were expressing their fears that a browning of America was going to take away their white privilege, that gays were going to dilute marriage, that prochoice was going to destroy the God that they have made in their own image, that mask mandates were a conspiracy by medical professionals to neuter them is some unexplained and hideous fashion.

OK. You win. I give up. I cannot reason with you. Goodbye. I wish you well. Jesus may forgive you, but I won’t.

Drug Commercials

I am sick of drug commercials.  Who writes these commercials?  They have to be horror movie writers who failed to get their scrips approved for the sci-fi channel. Considering that four Sharknado’s made it to TV, how bad were those scripts.  And just as an aside, if you get the chance to watch Trailer Park Shark, do it it’s a winner.  But really these commercials are like bad Godzilla movies.  Some monster disease is ravaging your skin, internal organs, or sex life.  But then out of the depths of a secret science lab comes a miracle to defeat it. I am not exaggerating here.  They follow the same script.  The drug cures some scary sounding disease that I have never heard of nor have any idea how to pronounce, and all you need to do is to tell you doctor to proscribe an equally unpronounceable drug to cure it.  Then after the protagonist is cured, they dangle a sequel teaser in front of you in the form of the listed side effects.  Just like in Carrie, when the arm comes out of the grave, or a single Godzilla egg survives a dozen Hell Fire missiles that destroyed Madison Square Garden, it’s not over. You may be cured but be aware of diarrhea, bleeding gums, and dreams about Donald Trump humping Queen Elizabeth on a ratty mattress laying on the floor of under construction house. That one actually happened to me once after taking a pain killer.   

Here is a list of side effects for a drug that treats an affliction I “suffer” from:

weak or shallow breathing

blue-colored skin, lips, fingers, and toes

confusion, extreme drowsiness or weakness

vision problems

skin sores (if you have diabetes)

easy bruising, unusual bleeding

swelling in your hands or feet, rapid weight gain (especially if you have diabetes or heart problems)

unexplained muscle pain, tenderness, or weakness (especially if you also have fever or don’t feel well).

The condition I have that this drug treats is diabetic neuropathy. I have little to no feeling in my feet. I guess it might be painful due to commercials staring some has been  Hollywood celebrity.  But it is not painful to me.  I fact my feet tingle a bit like they are in a pail of warm water. It’s really quite pleasant.  The only downside to my condition is that I can no longer drive my standard transmission Honda Civic.  The clutch pedal is small and really close to the break pedal which is also small. Several times in the last year I have missed the clutch and hit the brake instead. This scared the hell out of Judy.  I was okay with it as I always have clean pair of under pants in the glove compartment.  But because of this, I no longer drive the Honda.  I get to ride shotgun and look at the scenery, play games on the phone, and take naps when needed. This seems like a good deal to me, so screw the drug and its side effects.

Oh, and just as an afterthought, don’t take a drug if you are allergic to it.  Why in the wide world of sports would you intentionally ingest something that you are allergic too, no matter how compelling the commercial. And how would you know you are allergic to it if you never took it. This logic eludes me. 

“I have a peanut allergy, but the Pfizer commercial said that if I eat a whole jar of their peanut flavored gummies, I will be just fine, and my nose hairs will fall out without the need for tweezers!”

And did you ever think that there are some afflictions that are better left untreated. Who the fuck notices or cares if your toenails are yellow? Wear socks!  Laugh lines/crow feet around your eyes, may go away with Botox, but do you really want to have the face of a Japanese experimental sex robot? Sure, Viagra and Cialis might help with E.D., but remember it takes two.

“Hey babe look! Thanks to Cialis my dick works again! Want to rub pee things?”

“Sweetheart, I gave up liking that thing 10 years ago, but I wouldn’t mind a nice soak in a cast iron tub with an ocean view.”

Then there are the drug names.  Rather than referring to the drug by its actual chemical name, the marketing people have a brain storming session to come up with a name that has nothing to do with its structure or function.  It just has to sound like it does something wonderful. Here a just a few of the hundreds:

Lyrica does not make you a winner on American Idol. This is the drug that treats neuropathy which is replete with all the horrible side effects I listed above.

Celebrex is used to treat arthritis, acute pain, and menstrual pain. It does not enhance a celebration like a naked lady jumping out of your birthday cake. Listed side effects are:

pharyngitis

upper respiratory infection

rhinitis

dyspepsia

abnormal hepatic function tests.

What to hell is pharyngitis, rhinitis, and dyspepsia? I could look them up for you, but I am finally sleeping all night without the Trump/Queen Elisabeth image waking me up in a cold sweat. But go ahead if your stomach can handle it.

Eliquis does not help you understand Shakespeare, but it is does prevent the formation of serious blood clots. Side effects are:

unusual pain/swelling/discomfort

unusual bruising

prolonged bleeding from cuts or gums, persistent/frequent nosebleeds

unusually heavy/prolonged menstrual flow

pink/dark urine

coughing up blood

vomit that is bloody or looks like coffee grounds,

severe headache

dizziness/fainting

unusual or persistent tiredness/weakness

bloody/black/tarry stools

difficulty swallowing.

I was just fine with not having to look up any of these side effects till I got to the bloody coffee ground part. Also note the use of the qualifier, “unusual”. Does any of this look normal to you?

Humira is used to reduce pain and swelling due to certain types of arthritis. Common side effects are:

Infection

dehydration

upper respiratory infection

sinusitis

lupus-like syndrome

skin rash

headache disorder

nausea

injection site sequelae

reactivated tuberculosis

erysipelas

herpes zoster

fungal infection

malignant lymphoma

pseudohypoparathyroidism

hypercholesterolemia

hyperlipidemia

monoclonal gammopathy

ketosis

agranulocytosis.

Pseudohypoparathyroidism? Any side effect that requires 24 letters to describe has got to be horrible. And this is a common side effect??? Just shoot me, I would suffer less.

Xeljanz is used to treat… Who gives a fuck!  Any drug that starts with an “X” and ends in something that sounds like it might come out of your butt after having anal sex with a male stripper SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT ALERGIC TO IT!

Don’t get me wrong.  I am not one of these naturopathy nuts who would rather drink rose hip tea and smell essential oils to alleviate my symptoms. I take a whole pharmacy of drugs for my many age and lifestyle related maladies.  What I don’t do is rely on commercials to provide me with drugs to tell my doctor what I need to take. I rely on my doctor and pharmacist.  They went to college to learn this shit, I didn’t. If I told my doctor that I needed to take Xeljanz and he said, “sure thing, anything you want”, I would fire his ass. Knowing my doctor, if I tried to tell him that I think I need to take a drug that might give me unusually heavy and prolong menstrual flows, I think he would refer me to a shrink.  If you don’t trust your doctor, then get a different doctor.

One final point before I signoff on this latest rant. They are not stopping with the suggested drugs to tell your doctor you want to take. Now it is surgical procedures. Awhile back I wrote a blog about my TAVR procedure. I just now saw a commercial about how this is a good idea to plant in your doctor’s mind if you have a bad heart valve.  Like your doctor would be ignorant of a procedure that has been done for 20 years and has been performed on over 300,000 people.  If you need to inform him of this procedure, then guess what…you are going to a chiropractor.