I am not into conspiracy theories and tend not to accept without question the shit I read on social media. One thing that really pisses me off is when people I know forward content that supports their biases without any attempt to verify the information. All it usually takes is a quick trip to Google or Snopes, but sometimes you need to be a bit more creative. Case in point, Richard Gere and the contention that he would put a gerbil in a condom and shove it into his rectum. What bullshit. But I had a bit of a problem finding the truth using the internet and had to resort to my expertise in experimental science. I can now definitively say that the rumor was false. First, have you ever tried to put a gerbil in a condom. Little fuckers bite! Once you finally get them in a condom, they suffocate. By the time you shove them up your ass with your slippery bloody fingers, they are dead and the mood has passed. Personally, I find shoving a dead gerbil in a condom up the ass is counterproductive and a really a sick thing to do. Vibrators and the red neck equivalent, corn cobs, are better. Or so I’ve been told.
The point I am trying to make here is conspiracy theories are bullshit. Don’t believe them, don’t pass them on.
Then along came Jeffery Epstein. I can’t resist. Jeffery Epstein and the withheld or nonexistent pedophile list and his suicide or assassination has exploded in the news once again. For those of you who have lived off the grid for the last decade in a collapsed mine shaft, here is a brief recap of what you have missed.
Epstein was a billionaire who appears to have gotten wealthy through his talent at investment counselling of wealthy clients, corporate raiding and a possible Ponzi scheme. He used his money to feed his lust for having sex with underaged girls, some of which he transported to an island he bought in the U.S. Virgin Islands. Let that one sink in for a bit. The island had an air strip to which he flew clients in his private jet, who then had sex with these mid teen girls. There is evidence that one of these pedophile clients was Prince Andrew, brother of the Chuck the King, who once commented to his wanna be Queen, Camilla, that he wished he could be a tampon in her vagina. How romantic! He said this while still married to Diana, so I guess that apples after fall from the same tree may roll downhill a bit before landing in dog shit.
Not only was Epstein a pedophile, he also had hidden cameras installed all through the bed rooms and toilets of his several abodes that took pictures of his clients/guests doing the nasty with his exploited teens or just doing the nasty on the shitter. While this may have been for his own sick pleasure, it is reasonable to assume that this was used as blackmail material for his protection or as a revenue source for his perverted and lavish lifestyle. Islands, private jets, and teenage hookers don’t come cheap.
Eventually, he was prosecuted twice for his crimes. In the first trial he got an embarrassing light sentence where he was housed in a facility more like a hotel than a jail. His cell was never locked, visitors signed in at a front desk staffed by prison guards dressed in suits rather than uniforms, and he was allowed to go to “work” six days a week in a chauffeured limo for 12 hours a day. A normal sentence for what he did is 15 years. He got 15 months in what appears to be a Florda tax payer paid for bed and breakfast.
In the second prosecution he wasn’t so lucky and spent some time in a real jail, where after a bit, he was found dead by in his cell, which was determined to be suicide, even though a broken hyoid bone is much more common in cases where the victim was strangled rather than in a self-inflicted hanging.
Let’s review. Pimp to wealthy pedophiles, possible blackmailing his clients then found dead in his cell. We have all seen that movie. Pardon me for being a bit suspicious.
Now the fun really begins. For years conspiracy theorists egged on by Trumps minions have convinced themselves that Epstein was blackmailing sicko elites like Bill and Hillary Clinton, Bill Gates, Ben Afflack, Bernie Sanders and many other left leaning politicians and celebrities. While I might buy Bill Clinton. Bernie Sanders? WTF. I also doubt Bill Gates as well. All he would have to do is activate one of those microchips that he has been injecting in us with vaccines, and he could have his way with any girl, boy or farm animal then erase their memory with a single digital command. While you might question Gate’s morality, one thing he wouldn’t need is a pimp like Jeffrery Epstein. One name suspiciously missing from this speculative pedo list is Donald John Trump.
If you have been reading my blog, you might suspect that I am not fond of orange orangutangs. I can now come out of the closet and admit that as hard as I have tried to hide it, your guess would be correct. Although I am biased, I feel that if there is a list, Trumps name is in all caps. First, Trump admits to knowing, liking, and partying with Epstein for years. Epstein is on tape stating that Trump was his bestie and Trump biographer, Michael Wolff, claims that Epstein showed him snapshots of two teenage girls, naked from the waist up, sitting on Trumps lap and four young girls laughing and pointing at his cum trousers. Trump is a notorious womanizer who once cited STDs as his Vietnam, brought his fuck friend on a vacation with his first wife, then married her, then cheated on her with his present wife who, if the rumors are correct, he first banged while flying on Epstein’s plane. He bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, loved walking in on young girls dressing for a teen beauty pageant that he owned, was convicted in a civil trial of sexual assault, and might have paid naked prostitutes to piss on a bed that Barack and Michell slept in while they were in Moscow as he watched. If that latter story is true, I bet he did more than just watch. If his name is not on the Epstein client list, it’s because the list does not exist.
Oh my God! Now the very people who screamed about the list and demand that it be released are now in the Trump administration claiming there is no list. Really? They also stated that Epstein’s death was definitely suicide with the proof of an unedited video showing his cell door where no one is seen entering or leaving during the time of his death. Turns out it was edited and there is a one-minute gap in the video where someone could have done the deed. Not enough time, you say? Ever heard of Ninjas? They could have done it even faster and all you might see is puff of smoke if there was no gap. Pam Bondi did say that there were lots of child porn tapes that they were not going to release to protect the kids from further harm. Really? Maybe they don’t want you to recognize Prince Andy’s and Donny’s white asses while they were porking some underaged teen.
I have no proof that any of this is true. Trump might be not have used Epstein’s pimp services as he has proven he is entirely capable of grabbing pussy with his own hands. But if there is nothing to see here, then he plays his followers for fools, which sadly was just too easy to do. I don’t know how this is all going to end except it will be even more embarrassing for my country. I am no longer proud to be a citizen of a country that has this much moral rot at its core. I have lost friends and family who have bought into this obvious crap. Supporting a man with his degree of immorality is beyond my comprehension and leads me to question the morality of his supporters including some I have known my entire life. Frankly, I am not in a forgiving mood, but if they shove a dead gerbil in a condom up their asses, I might change my mind a bit. But more than likely I would only feel sorry for the gerbils.
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